What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Transportation Jokes
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
