Transportation jokes
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk?
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
riding (DYM 145).
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
You live in the airport.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.