Transportation

Transportation Jokes

Newborn

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

Bus

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Man

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.

Kitchen

A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?

The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.

Van

Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.

Race Car

Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.

Lobster

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.