New Transportation Jokes - Page 21

A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.

Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

You wanna know why I love trains?

They end my suffering.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

What is the bus 🚎

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What road goes all the way to the sky? A highway.

Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?

To eat the Pringles.

A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?

Ground Beef.