Transportation jokes
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.