Transportation jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.