I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Transportation Jokes
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. š§
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I donāt have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
