Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Transportation Jokes
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
