Transportation jokes
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay, moving on. You took too long.
How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply* I don't know how many.)
3, Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door. How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply* 3...)
Wrong. 4, Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"