My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What is black and at the top of a staircase..................... Stephen Hawking after a house fire
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
I'M GONNA FINALLY PUT A STOP TO THE FUCKING DRAMA. I saw people bullying other people for years, Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake JUST DO JOKES! PLEASE! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people FOREVER” SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO JOKING! JESUS! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!! “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please. Stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down