Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

9/11

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Assassination

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Passenger

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Failure

My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.

Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.

Life

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

Tower

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?

There's no way home.

Submarine

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

Mate

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Dad

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Hairline

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.