Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
