When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
