Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
9/11 people say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because one of them get shot, they will all be featured on the news.
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
