Tragedy jokes
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!