On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
