Tragedy jokes
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.