Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost there lives on the ice? There calling the movie The Lost Boys.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers \..is that they collapsed faster then my grandma heuhfuwvuhwnefudhnweufhwuerhfiuwero0iuruqei9ri0op-or029t5093-854984598948598495io4k5ihwjfpeepee
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
Why do people misplace the 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
what the difference between ww2 kamikaze planes and 9/11...one of the missions succeed
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
