Tragedy jokes
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.