Tragedy jokes
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE đź‘ą
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.