Tragedy jokes
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.