My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
