Tragedy jokes
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.