I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
My best friend was Was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium
i loved the twin towers its a shame my dad dident
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the world trade center? Partly Cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
