Tragedy jokes
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Ummmm 67.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.