Tragedy jokes
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!