Tragedy jokes
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Nobody:
Titanic: sYnCccCc
Iceberg: yAaaYeEee
People: yAaanOooO
Ocean: fUuudD
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.