Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
9/11
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.