Worst Jokes Ever
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What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.