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Onions the Dog

I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

Onions was a good dog.

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The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The reader initially thinks the crying is from chopping onions. Then, the punchline reveals that "Onions" is actually the name of the dog. The speaker's wife is chopping up the family pet, a very morbid surprise.

Comments (20)

"When my fellow Asians are ready to eat"

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You just made me laugh

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Nooooooooooooo not onion noooooooo.

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