Worst Jokes Ever
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
How do women hold their liquor? By the ears.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.