Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.