Worst Jokes Ever
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.