Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Love you baby :^
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!