I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
Chode.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
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What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
