Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Orphanage April Fool's
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. This "joke" is dark, like your soul. See, it's funny 'cause you're messin' with orphans, kids who already got it rough. You're telling them their dead parents are back, but it's just a prank. Get it? No? That's 'cause you're probably the kinda guy who laughs at his own farts. Sad!