Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!