Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.