Worst Jokes Ever
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."