I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
Worst Jokes Ever
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
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What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
