Worst Jokes Ever
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Follow me.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”