Worst Jokes Ever
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.