Worst Jokes Ever
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
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Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.