Worst Jokes Ever
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
I give these jokes a 9/11.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.