Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.