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Worst Jokes Ever
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why did the octopus đ beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
"Mein Fßhrer ist steckenbleiben in meinen Zähnen."
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Why donât pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Whatâs the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still donât know why.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why Iâm digging in our garden.
