Worst Jokes Ever

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.

Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!