Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks, "Hey, if I can make you laugh, I don’t have to pay." The girl in the window says, "Okay." The guy says, "A little boy named Timmy lost his arms." The girl says, "Oh no!" The guy says, "And his dad left him when he was 4." The girl says, "Uhh yeah." The guy says, "Okay, I guess I’ll be paying then." The girl asks, "Okay, and what name will that be under?" The guy says, "Timmy, I’m Timmy."
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.