Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
I'm illegal.