Worst Jokes Ever
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁