Worst Jokes Ever
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Hehe
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
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Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!