Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
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Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
You are so skinny, you probably wipe your butt with floss.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.