Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Male Patient: So, I just pull my pants down and bend over for this prostate exam?
Doctor: Yep.
Male Patient: Ok, I'm ready. Hey! That doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: Yep, and I'm not even a doctor.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Follow me.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.