Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

Why was the piano waiting at the front door?

Because it forgot which key to use!

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.