Worst Jokes Ever
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.