Worst Jokes Ever
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.