Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?