Worst Jokes Ever
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
kiibati orojo?
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"