Worst Jokes Ever
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.