Worst Jokes Ever
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
That one depressed friend.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
A man goes into a job interview and sits down.
The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?"
The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!"
The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!"
The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
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When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!