Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.