An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
789.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
"Like if u cry everytime."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can emos eat happy meals?
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
