Worst Jokes Ever
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Today I asked my phone, Siri, why am I still single?
And I activated the front camera! 😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock. Now suck that cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock!
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.