I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
Worst Jokes Ever
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What does a Mexican not like in their drink? Ice.
I was in the bank one day, and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
