Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
I make baby mush.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
What type of doctor is Doctor Pepper?
A fizzician.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.