Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Africa has every type of gun but one...

A water gun.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What did the bomber say to the jet?

"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."

*WAIT NO-*

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

What's Christian and holey?

JFK.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

What's a fetus' favorite gun? A micro SMG.

I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans eat chips?

'Cause they're family sized!

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.