Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.