Worst Jokes Ever
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.