Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.
I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"