Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What month has 28 days?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
I don't know, I don't have one.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!