Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Worst Jokes Ever
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What’s the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Want my cookie? Come and get it... 😭
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
