Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?

Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"

Japan: "We are the ammo."

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

What were the candles doing at a birthday party?

Getting lit.

Pass me the sugar, Sugar!

Pass me the honey, Honey!

Pass me the teabag!