Worst Jokes Ever
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
I make baby mush.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What did Obama ask Trump?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Ashten Parkes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.