Worst Jokes Ever
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What month has 28 days?
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.