Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.