Worst Jokes Ever
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Love you baby :^
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
I make baby mush.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.