Worst Jokes Ever
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.