Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My sister 🤣😂
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.