Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!