Worst Jokes Ever
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.