Worst Jokes Ever
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What's similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking, "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me."
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What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.