New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Orphan Teacher
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Explain Bear
Listen, you clearly aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break it down. The teacher says they were an orphan, which is sad. Then, they ask if anyone is missing, acting like nothing happened. The students hilariously point out that, yes, the teacher's parents are missing, which is why they're an orphan! It's a dark turn, get it?
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No $h!+ Sherlock
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Sad nonetheless
Anonymous
This hurt me
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