Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”

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    • I walked into the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions, which made me cry.

    Onions was a good dog.

    A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

    “What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

    The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

    The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

    “It’s really not your day, is it?”

    My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.

    Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

    Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

    A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.

    Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

    Doctor: Yup.

    Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

    Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

    If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.