Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
Like if you love food!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
