Worst Jokes Ever
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What's the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?