Worst Jokes Ever

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one they can call "daddy."

Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.

When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What's the best way to remove gum from hair?

Cancer.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

SON: Why?

DAD: You're going to need them.

I will never forget my grandfather's last words: “The fuck you doing with that knife?”