Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
My sister 🤣😂
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.