What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
Hi.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
