Worst Jokes Ever
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.