Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
User name is Nico Belick.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.