Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Follow me.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"