Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Bunger got me like:
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Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.