Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
kiibati orojo?
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.