Worst Jokes Ever
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.