Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Satan and the devil are alter egos.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Orange you glad to see me?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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