Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
