Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
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POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.