Worst Jokes Ever
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What is a yellow dog Libertarian?
A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.