Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesnβt have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
If I was an object in this world, Iβd be a glass! Because if you leave me when Iβm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.