Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.