Worst Jokes Ever
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
The twins are falling down.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
User name is Nico Belick.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!