Worst Jokes Ever
Ashten Parkes
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."