Worst Jokes Ever
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
There was a boy who owned a dog, who was walking while wearing headphones.
Upon entering a park, he saw a sign that read, "DOGS MUST HAVE LEAD". He continued into the park, and became immersed in the music.
After leaving the park 20 minutes later and turning around for the first time in a while to remove the lead, the sight of his now-dead, freshly-poisoned dog reminded him of the importance of heteronyms.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air