Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Love you baby :^
RIP Harambe.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
The 3 life rules:
1.
2.
3.
Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
My sister 🤣😂
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.