Worst Jokes Ever
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
RIP Harambe.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.