Worst Jokes Ever
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
User name is Nico Belick.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"