Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What month has 28 days?
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What’s big and black on the road?
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.