Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause gas prices were too high!
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What month has 28 days?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!