Worst Jokes Ever
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Love you baby :^
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.