Worst Jokes Ever
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.