Worst Jokes Ever
I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
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Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?