Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.