Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?

A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."

What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?

9:11 AM

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.