Worst Jokes Ever
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!