What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
Worst Jokes Ever
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
No pine, no gain!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
