What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Worst Jokes Ever
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
