Worst Jokes Ever
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?
Me time.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!