Worst Jokes Ever
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.