Worst Jokes Ever
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.