Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Murder

    • A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?

    (Getting brutally murdered.)

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    • Gender

    • I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)

    Twin Towers

    • I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.

    So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."

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    • Man

    • A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.

    The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."

    The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."

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    • Countryside

    • If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

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    • Knock knock

    • Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."

    She said, "Who's there?"

    I said, "I Eat eat my mop."

    She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."

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    • School

    • Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)