Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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