Worst Jokes Ever
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.