Worst Jokes Ever
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My son came to me depressed, so I pointed to the spare bedroom and said, "Hang in here, son."
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side.
I crashed the car and fucked my trainer.