Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

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    • One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”

    One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”

    A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

    In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

    One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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    • Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?

    I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

    What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?

    A: They both come in a little behind.

    Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."