Worst Jokes Ever
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.