Worst Jokes Ever
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.