Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
