Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.