Worst Jokes Ever
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
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What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."