Worst Jokes Ever
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.
Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."
"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.