Worst Jokes Ever
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. š
If you know it, you know it.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What does an electric-type PokƩmon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
Iām Zaptos intolerant!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Whatās the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.