Worst Jokes Ever
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
"Stupidity isnโt a crime, so youโre free to go."
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.