Worst Jokes Ever
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.