Worst Jokes Ever
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?
Because I am one.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Hi guys!