Worst Jokes Ever
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
People trying to stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"