Worst Jokes Ever
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
I don't think I'm allergic to this.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA?
The class divides.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.