Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Fall
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.