Worst Jokes Ever
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I'm no astronomer, but Iβm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
I was trying to hang the lights when I accidentally kicked the chair.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.