Worst Jokes Ever
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
Do you know Candice?
Nope.
Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.