What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Mom! Mom! My classmates called me an orphan!
My worst fear is being trapped in a lift with a man who is confident he can fix it.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
