Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Where did JFK go in his car? I am not sure of his intentional destination, but he did go everywhere.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
