Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My girlfriend asked me if we could have anal sex, and I said, "What's that?" She said, "I fuck her ass." I said, "Oh, my uncle calls that shhhhh."

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    • Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

    Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

    So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

    "If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

    "If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

    And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

    "Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

    Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

    You do 1 line, you're not a crackhead. You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic. But I murder 1 person...

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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    • Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."

    Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"

    Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."

    My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.