Worst Jokes Ever
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Hey daddy *winky face*
Cardi B has very long nails.
I'm so fucking bored.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.