Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What is the difference between me and cancer?
My mom did beat cancer.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
What's white and black and red all over? A nun that fell down stairs.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
I'm so fucking bored.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.