Worst Jokes Ever
Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree?
A. Cut the rope.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.