Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?
She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.