Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My love life.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him, "Where are his parents?"
God, I love working at orphanages!
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
If you like this post, you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.
Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!