Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Panera Bread.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.