Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Worst Jokes Ever
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why can orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
