Worst Jokes Ever
I like CHEESE!
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Epic gamer.
I love eggs!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.