Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Cut.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
I have a girlfriend.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.