Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Picasshole.

JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.

What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?

A doppelgangbang.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?

Dry Vegetable.

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.

I did a good job of being home from school.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.

Emos,

They're always a cut above the rest.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.