Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"