Worst Jokes Ever

Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

What God do rats worship?

Cheesus.

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?

Boy's pants are half off.

What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.