Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Americans leave without saying goodbye, and Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Better Friday the 13th than Monday the 13th.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.
In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.