Worst Jokes Ever
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
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What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
An Ob-Gyn asks a lady to put her feet up on the stirrups.
Doctor: My God, you have the biggest vagina I’ve ever seen!
Woman: You don’t have to say that twice.
Doctor: I didn’t.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved