Worst Jokes Ever
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.