Worst Jokes Ever

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!

A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?

Cremation.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.