Worst Jokes Ever
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?
Cremation.
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.