Worst Jokes Ever

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".

At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body?

Cremation.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?

Because their focus is way off.

A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.