Worst Jokes Ever

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.

A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!

I finally stopped drinking for good.

Now I purely drink for evil.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?

Finding Emo.

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

The toaster;

otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

Other person: Yes.

Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅

What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.