Worst Jokes Ever
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Sunday. Monday. Tuesday. What the fuck? Saturday.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Give a like if I have no friends.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.