Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I saw a little kid crying because he was lost. I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working in an orphanage!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
As an orphan, every bag of chips is family size.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
Old ladies are non existent.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.