Worst Jokes Ever
Your life is the best joke ever.
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Willies.
Why don't gay men have anal sex in Greece? because anal sex between gay men is against the law.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
I love eating Hisoka's fat juicy c0ck.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.
So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.
He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Shut your goofy ahh mouth!
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
My dick hard.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.