Worst Jokes Ever
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
I wish you guys all died.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Greg fucking steals toes!
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Justin Masotti
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!