Worst Jokes Ever
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Tyler is cool.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
My penis is on fire.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.