Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Speed.
heehee
Orphan joke.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.