Worst Jokes Ever
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Alya and freshfry talking.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: Anywhere she was home schooled.