What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.
I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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Yo life
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat
The wheelchair
Sex
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
Poopy loopy.
Sajan's Hairline
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
O Dario tem namorada?
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
