Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football? Because he got all the downs.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Sinocyclocheilus anophthalmus.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?