Worst Jokes Ever

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Who jumps the highest?

The emos; some of them are still in the air.

My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.

The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

Guys stop before I tell my parents!

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Doctor: Congratulations!!!

Woman: Was it a successful delivery?

Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Joe Mama!

Hello, America!