Worst Jokes Ever
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"
The son: "I don't know, can I?"
The mom: "May you?"
The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"
Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.
Son, we are geniuses!
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.