Worst Jokes Ever
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
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Your love life.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
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There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.