Worst Jokes Ever

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."

He didn’t realize what was about to happen.

How do you throw a space party?

You planet! 🤣🤣🤣

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.

Man: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.

Man: I wish I could.

Genie: ......

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

What is an obese lady's blood type?

Nutella.

Alex Hayermann.

What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?

A: He has turrets.

There are more than two genders.

Muslim furries like goats.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

"Fuck me."

That's what she said.

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

Yo mama so short, she wakes up every day in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.

Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?

At PC World.