Worst Jokes Ever
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
I suck dick.
Two nuns in a bath.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Poopy face, poopy face, poopy poopy poopy face!
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"