Worst Jokes Ever
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Ur mom.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
Murder, murder, suicide by police.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Yo mama so blind that when she played Fortnite, she got her vision back, got 'em!
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
How do you make Holy Water?
Get regular water and boil the devil out of it.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.