Worst Jokes Ever

Ya nan!

Beau is gay.

Realger.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Your life.

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).

Y'all gay asf yaya.

This isn't a joke.

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?

He fingered A minor (get it, like the chord A minor)?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You're gay.

What is Jay?

Phat.

Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?

Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?

Tyler: Pineapple

Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.

Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?

Frankie: Right now.

Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?

Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.

Tyler: I thought you never asked.