Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Little Johnny's name is Little Johnny.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Oliver Savage and Dr. Mummy.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!