Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Quit making jokes about me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
Yellow is the best.
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is important?
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.